I woke up like this... We Flawless.

For those of you who know me, know that I am a gay grandpa at heart. (you find that offensive because I said I was a gay old man at heart then... Piss off, piss off) *ANYWAYS, a co-worker and good friend of mine had a birthday diner at Henry's midtown Tavern, on 10th street. So the fact that i went and a trip to the fox wasn't proceeding was a miracle. The dinner was suppose to start at 7, but the birthday girl was about an hour late, which is fine because it's her birthday. Ebony, Ronnie and I sat at the bar for a little while, but decided to be seated and order appetizers while we wait. (Now if you haven't been to anywhere in midtown let me just tell you it is a very gay friendly community- which we all know i do not mind.) The host was so adorable, and a few drag queens came in, 1 was fabulous and the other was uh not so fabulous.

Henry's is a small venue, but has a lot of workers, so of course out of all the waiters in the restaurant, we had to get the awkward stoned guy who sounded like Crush, the turtle from Finding Nemo. He told us his name, but I wasn't really listening. Lets call him Bob- for obvious reasons.  Bob was one of the most awkward and slow human beings I have come across. Bob didn't ID. not one person. granted everyone except Ronnie and I were 21+, but Ronald and I both ordered a Corona just to see if we could, and low and behold we could and did. noggin- DUDE!
Bob also had no knowledge of personal space...  he walks up random behind Kay (once she finally got there) and starts massaging her shoulders and says "Didn't think you would get a free back massage on your birthday did ya?" No, i am not making this up, Bob was CRAZY.  but all in all he wasn't a bad waiter, he brought our food out on time and correct.

Holly and I. Classy duck face!

We woke up like this... We Flawless

Now let me tell you about my food. OH CHILE I ate their Chicken sandwich. grilled chicken sliced avocado, bacon, and pickles serves with their signature parmesan cheese fries. Bloody hell, it was the best meal I have had in a while, and it was only 9.95. Seriously ya'll if you haven't been there, GO!!! Afterwards we decided to take pictures outside of how cute we look, yet it was too cold for cute pictures with everyone.

Me and Mrs. Ebony! 

Me... 

We put the Class in classy!

City life!