86th annual Oscars!

I have been not been as dedicated to this blog as I have wanted to be. Partly because of pure laziness, and mostly because of school work and actually work when I come home all I do is sleep! But with the 86th Annual Oscars tomorrow--I know, it's March already, woah! I couldn't not post about the biggest night in Hollywood and the last respected award show until June (The Tony's). But before we talk about the best if the best let's talk about the best of the WORST! Yup, I'm talking about the The 34th annual Goldan Rasberry Awards "Razzies"! 

Here are the nominees! 

Worst Picture:
"After Earth" - sci-fi film starring Will Smith and son Jaden Smith
"Grown-Ups 2" - ensemble comedy, starring Adam Sandler, David Spade and Kevin James
"The Lone Ranger" - adventure film starring Johnny Depp and Armie Hammer
"A Madea Christmas" - comedy starring Tyler Perry
"Movie 43" - ensemble comedy, starring Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman and Emma Stone

Worst Actress in a Leading Role:
Halle Berry - "The Call" and "Movie 43"
Selena Gomez - "Getaway"
Lindsay Lohan - "The Canyons"
Tyler Perry - "A Madea Christmas"
Naomi Watts - "Diana" and "Movie 43"

Worst Actor in a Leading Role:
Johnny Depp - "The Lone Ranger"
Ashton Kutcher - "Jobs"
Adam Sandler - "Grown-Ups 2"
Jaden Smith - "After Earth"
Sylvester Stallone - "Bullet To The Head," "Escape Plan" and "Grudge Match"

Worst Supporting Actress:
Lady Gaga - "Machette Kills"
Salma Hayek - "Grown-Ups 2"
Katherine Heigl - "The Big Wedding"
Kim Kardashian - "Tyler Perry's Temptation"
Lindsay Lohan - "InAPPropriate Comedy" and "Scary Movie 5"

Worst Supporting Actor:
Chris Brown - "Battle Of The Year"
Larry The Cable Guy - "A Madea Christmas"
Taylor Lautner - "Grown-Ups 2"
Will Smith - "After Earth"
Nick Swardson - "A Haunted House" and "Grown-Ups 2"

Worst Screen Combo:
"Grown Ups 2" - the entire cast
"Movie 43" - the entire cast
"Scary Movie 5" - Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen
"A Madea Christmas" - Tyler Perry and EITHER Larry The Cable Guy OR That Worn-Out Wig and Dress
"After Earth" - Jaden Smith and Will Smith on Planet Nepotism

Worst Director:
The 13 people who directed "Movie 43"
Dennis Dugan - "Grown Ups 2"
Tyler Perry - "A Madea Christmas" and "Temptation"
M. Night Shyamalan - "After Earth"
Gore Verbinski - "The Lone Ranger"

Worst Screenplay:
"After Earth" - screenplay by Gary Whitta and M. Night Shyamalan, story by Will Smith
"Grown Ups 2" - written by Fred Wolfe, Adam Sandler and Tim Herlihy
"The Lone Ranger" - story and screenplay by Ted Elliott, Justin Haythe and Terry Rosso
"A Madea Christmas" - written by Tyler Perry
"Movie 43" - written by 19 "screenwriters"

Worst Remake, Rip-Off, or Sequel:
"Grown Ups 2"
"Hangover III"
"The Lone Ranger"
"Scary Movie 5"
"Smurfs 2"

I was shocked by The Call...I liked it, but Halle Berry isn't and never was that great of an actress... Let's just say that none of those nominated for  Razzies are attending the oscars with honors! The Razzies are and will be announced on Oscars Eve (today!!!) you can watch online at the Razzies YouTube page! 

Now on to te Oscars! The Acadamey Awards, the most elegant night in Hollywood- where te speeches are shorter and the celebrities are sober! This years host Ellen Degeneres will sure make the night ever most memorable. (I guarantee that by her hosting, more will tune in) I have every nominee in the Oscars tab on the side- so I'm not posting again-too many! 

I'm not sure who will take home an Oscar, the Golden Globes isn't always an indicator of who will take home the Golden statue. I'm rooting for American Hustler; I love the entire cast! I also want Lupita Nyongo' to take an Oscar home, along with Jared Leto! They wild make the most talented mixed babies ever!!! 

With performances from BETT MEDLER! P!nk, U2, Indina Menzel (I worship her!) and other this Oscars is sure going to he one to remember! Eek! Can't wait! T-minus 28 hours!!! (It is not 2pm on 3/1/14). 

But what we all lol forward too is the red carpet! With a different crowd than the Golden Globes and a more formal dress code than the SAGs I cannot wait to see who is wearing who and if some of our favorites can redeem thsemelves (cough cough Julia Roberts). 

Let's hope Lupita can continue to shock us all! 

Lupita first graced the red carpet at the Golden Globes in Ralph Loren... 

She woke up like this....

Then again at the Sag Awards! BOW DOWN BITCHES 

And at the BAFA awards...FLAWLESS 

So at the Oscars can only get better...maybe she will have Leto Drunk in Love by the end of the night...is it racist that I used Beyoncé lyrics for the best dressed black woman in Hollywood? 

ANYWAYS! Jlaw and Julia Roberts need to redeem themselves! 

Look at her stunning face, fierce hair and awful dress! With her looks and personality she needs to a dress that screams JLAW! She did a little better at the SAG awards...but still bored 

Still stunning! My #WCW for life! 

...And Julia, deep breath in and EXHALE! I'm not sure why but she has been all over  the worst dress list this award season! 

The white tshirt-- which probably coast more than my car ruined this dress! 

And this power pink jump suit is just a no. That all I can say is no! 

The red carpet talk begins at 6 on 3/2/14!!! 

I'll be watching the red carpet closely on various channels as I am getting ready for the oscars to begin! 

How will you be spending Oscar Sunday? I'll be eating Chicken Fried rice with my best friend in the most elegant over sized mixed matched sweats!